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Funniest Celebrity Joke

Posted by MidnightAshes - May 12th, 2010


Quick! Say a funny joke about a celebrity (this includes Chuck Norris)! Ready, set, GO!

Here's mine: Justin Bieber stood on a highway saying, "I hope that truck hits me like puberty never did."
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


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chuck norris does not own a clock because he decides what time it is.

chuck norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the rest of the world down

one time, chuck norris was forced to eat his own intestines. He asked for seconds.

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Visit this site for more Chuck Norris jokes.

Speaking of which: When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris jokes are fucking stupid, faggot.