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Funniest Celebrity Joke

2010-05-12 17:51:34 by MidnightAshes

Quick! Say a funny joke about a celebrity (this includes Chuck Norris)! Ready, set, GO!

Here's mine: Justin Bieber stood on a highway saying, "I hope that truck hits me like puberty never did."
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


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BlackMolotovBlackMolotov

2010-05-12 17:55:00

chuck norris does not own a clock because he decides what time it is.


PupidPupid

2010-05-12 18:19:50

chuck norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the rest of the world down


Spartan500Spartan500

2010-05-12 19:09:55

one time, chuck norris was forced to eat his own intestines. He asked for seconds.


MidnightAshesMidnightAshes

2010-05-12 21:44:55

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Visit this site for more Chuck Norris jokes.

Speaking of which: When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris.


IrrelephantIrrelephant

2010-06-26 14:44:56

Chuck Norris jokes are fucking stupid, faggot.